Life Of A Shy Bad Guy
Episode 3.
The next day was Saturday, he was
alone in his room, it was getting boring for him. It would have been better if
they is light. But NEPA people no the help matter this days. He just laid on
his bed contemplating whether to go out or not. One thought told him to go out,
but the other told him that if he go out people will stare at him and criticize
him, so he followed the first thought and just lay on his bed counting ceiling.
After many thought, and the boredom
was too much for him. He decided to go to a nearby Bet9ja shop not to stake
games but to just watch football match. The match was between Chelsea and
Arsenal. Arsenal 3 goals to nil. Chelsea fans was so upset because to them the
coach made a very huge mistake by dropping Batshuayi. Man United fans in the
hall did not give Chelsea fans a breathing space.
Kelvin did not talk but just
concentrate on his football match. He was very happy his darling Club Arsenal
is winning the Almighty Blues. Some of the Chelsea fan who stake Chelsea to win
were all shouting. ‘’Kai my ticket don burn, Conte e no go better for you’’,
while all the Man U fans tease them the more.
It got to a point that fight wanted
to break out, Kelvin was thinking ‘’should I go or I should not go, make I
chillax joh.’’
The owner of the shop have to
intervene before those planning to fight stop. The match came to an end and
Arsenal take the lead by adding another goal to make four. Ozil was their hero,
he scored all the goals in that game.
Kelvin hurriedly went out to avoid
conversation about the football match. He don’t know how to keep up with
conversation. So he went home straight and by this time the NEPA has brought
light. He love to watch Telenovella and India films, he inserted 3 idiots in
the CD. Whenever he sees girls in the
film he develops this habit of imagining of being with them and every time he
sleeps in the night he saw himself in a movie precisely the India movie with
the same girls he imagined of been with in the day time. Half way into the film, he heard a knock.
He was taken aback because he was
not expecting anybody so he was reluctant to open the door. ‘’make I open am or
leave self’’. The knocking came again, he have to open the door. Reluctantly he
heard the knob and open it gently. Who he saw makes him to freeze immediately.
By the door was standing Emily,
‘’What, who gave her my real address which kin wahala be this nah’’. Words were
not coming from his mouth as he just stared at the floor like a child whose mummy
is given instruction to. Emily was surprised.
Emily: Won’t you let me in or you
wan make I stand here all day.
Kelvin: eh ehe ………… eh (he
stammered) sorry come inside
Emily: You gave me wrong address.
Why you deh do like this nah.
Kelvin: Wrong ke, address ni
(Kelvin was surprised at the boldness he just displayed).
Emily: Anyhow, you got a nice room.
What movie are you watching.
Kelvin: 3 idiots (he said this
staring at the floor).
Emily: That movie those days when
we were in secondary school.
Kelvin heart was beating fast
‘’make anything no happen, the way this babe come dress the tempt son of man
bah’’. Emily noticed that he was always staring at the floor.
Emily: wetin you put for floor now,
you no the look up. By this time the movie has come to a love scene.
She wanted to test Kelvin, she put
her hand on Kelvin’s back.
Emily: That research you said you
will help me with. You no even talk about am again.
Kelvin: nah me go talk about am or
you (Kelvin is gradually dropping is shyness, this time he was ready to take
action, he can’t stand the laughter Jona will give him, if he ever hear of it).
Emily was now rubbing his back,
Kelvin too respond and they did what God said is necessary for man and woman.
After some time, Emily stood up to
go.
Kelvin: When are you coming back
for the research (He was again surprised for the second time on how he can say
that; is this a miracle).
Emily: Every day.
Kelvin: What? (in his mind, ‘’you
wan kill son of man).
Kelvin just bade her good bye. But
Emily did not give in, she asked him to escort her to the main gate. But he
refused. He can’t stand the stares from the his neighbours ‘’what will they
think about me, that am now a bad guy’’. No I can’t escort her. This thoughts
ran through his mind.
She just slam the door and went
out.
Kelvin: Nawa ooo nah me carry you come.
Mtchewww. See her back self’’.
After some time Kelvin think of
what to do but. Every thought that came to his mind he threw it off.
‘’now ever since my birth have been
cursed to whirl. In case I never got the chance to holla at my unborn child.
Many things learnt in prison. Blessing still living. Trying to earn every penny
am getting am reminisce’’. That was his phone ringing.
He picked the call.
Jona: Guy how far nah
Kelvin: Nigga I deh.
Jona: Emily come your side bah.
Kelvin: so na you tell her my
address
Jona: She too the disturb me, she
found out that you gave her a wrong address.
Kelvin: ok oo
Jona: So, what happen nah.
Kelvin: Wetin nah guy.
Jona: Guy no fall hand ooh, don’t
let what am thinking be true ooh.
Kelvin: What are you thinking nah
Jona: you no do wetin they the do
for under the duvet. (In Harrison voice)
Kelvin: Yes I do her do her (In
Falz the bad guy voice).
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